What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is so great about Jiraiya?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Are the seasons in Ireland different from those in Scotland, England, and Wales? Or are they just milder versions of each other?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.